D&D Go! parody

Is this real? No, it's a parody.
What's the joke? The joke is that Hasbro is a failing company whose only saving grace is its subsidiary, Wizards of the Coast, making barely enough money to keep them profitable. WotC manages to do this primarily through the sale of Magic the Gathering cards and digital profits from mind-numbing microtransaction-laden mobile apps like Monopoly Go.
It's just a matter of time before they make a Dungeons and Dragons Go in order to leverage their IPs in a way that makes them more profit for a few more quarters. Or so goes the joke.

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