“Never take your work home with you. That's how I lost my wife...’”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Never take your work home with you. That's how I lost my wife...’”
0:52
“For me, nothing comes easy. I met the Surgeon General, he offered me a cigarette.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“For me, nothing comes easy. I met the Surgeon General, he offered me a cigarette.”
0:51
“Why is the men’s room locked? Is that so tough to figure out? We want to confuse people.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Why is the men’s room locked? Is that so tough to figure out? We want to confuse people.”
0:46
“Oh, yesterday was a beauty too…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Oh, yesterday was a beauty too…”
1:01
Caddy Gilmore
Rodney Dangerfield
Caddy Gilmore
0:53
“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy…”
0:58
“Here he is. Just now finished 22 sensational weeks in a garage in Newark.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Here he is. Just now finished 22 sensational weeks in a garage in Newark.”
0:56
“You eat when you fly? You’re an animal!”
Rodney Dangerfield
“You eat when you fly? You’re an animal!”
1:01
“It means... I don’t take shit from no one.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“It means... I don’t take shit from no one.”
0:59
Rodney had President Reagan laughing up a storm at “The Stars Salute the President”.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney had President Reagan laughing up a storm at “The Stars Salute the President”.
0:59
“Hey mister, I’m on my break.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Hey mister, I’m on my break.”
0:59
“No respect. Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me, ‘Basement?’”
Rodney Dangerfield
“No respect. Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me, ‘Basement?’”
1:00
“What do you think, you’re tough? I’ll show you tough.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“What do you think, you’re tough? I’ll show you tough.”
1:00
“Terrible neighborhood. The first day I moved in…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Terrible neighborhood. The first day I moved in…”
1:01
“I’m sorry, I’m all alone here.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I’m sorry, I’m all alone here.”
0:58
“I tell ya, I’m all right now, but last week I was in rough shape...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, I’m all right now, but last week I was in rough shape...”
1:00
𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞: Are you trying to see through my clothes? 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I’m trying but it’s tough.
Rodney Dangerfield
𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞: Are you trying to see through my clothes? 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: I’m trying but it’s tough.
0:53
Rodney Dangerfield Introduces the World to the Diceman (Extended Cut)
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Introduces the World to the Diceman (Extended Cut)
13:32
“I tell ya, my kid, he drives me nuts...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my kid, he drives me nuts...”
1:00
How To Be an Auto Mechanic
Rodney Dangerfield
How To Be an Auto Mechanic
0:55
Dean Martin tells one of his favorite jokes of Rodney’s
Rodney Dangerfield
Dean Martin tells one of his favorite jokes of Rodney’s
0:49
“Looks good on you though.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Looks good on you though.”
0:12
“When I was a kid, I was poor. My rich aunt died. In her will, I owed her 20 dollars.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“When I was a kid, I was poor. My rich aunt died. In her will, I owed her 20 dollars.”
1:00
“I tell ya, my family, nothing but losers...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my family, nothing but losers...”
1:00
Rodney and His Bartender Share a Few Behind-the-Scenes Laughs
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney and His Bartender Share a Few Behind-the-Scenes Laughs
2:40
“What a dumb family I got, ya know. Last week I looked up my family tree. Two dogs were using it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“What a dumb family I got, ya know. Last week I looked up my family tree. Two dogs were using it.”
1:01
“Biff, this is Rodney. Rodney, this is goodbye.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Biff, this is Rodney. Rodney, this is goodbye.”
1:01
“Johnny Carson... that’s where he comes from, Nebraska. And I tell ya...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Johnny Carson... that’s where he comes from, Nebraska. And I tell ya...”
1:01
“I tell ya, my wife, the way she throws away money, it’s ridiculous…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my wife, the way she throws away money, it’s ridiculous…”
1:01
“Everytime I set the alarm, my wife turns it off. She says what I earn, it don’t pay to get up.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Everytime I set the alarm, my wife turns it off. She says what I earn, it don’t pay to get up.”
1:00
𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫: How would you like your steak, sir? 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: Big.
Rodney Dangerfield
𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫: How would you like your steak, sir? 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲: Big.
0:57
“What a neighborhood, I tell ya. No, it’s bad over there...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“What a neighborhood, I tell ya. No, it’s bad over there...”
0:55
“And I was an ugly kid, too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“And I was an ugly kid, too. I told my old man he never took me to the zoo…”
0:38
“For years my parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me at all.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“For years my parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me at all.”
0:48
“I don’t get no respect from anyone. When I had diabetes my wife kept sending me candy grams.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I don’t get no respect from anyone. When I had diabetes my wife kept sending me candy grams.”
0:47
“I mean, she can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I mean, she can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”
0:58
Your week presented by Rodney Dangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield
Your week presented by Rodney Dangerfield.
0:36
“I’ll have a double scotch and soda. Bring the whole bottle and leave it right here...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I’ll have a double scotch and soda. Bring the whole bottle and leave it right here...”
0:56
“Last week I saw my doctor…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Last week I saw my doctor…”
0:59
“I was an ugly kid, too. I was so ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I was an ugly kid, too. I was so ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.”
0:46
“Last week, I told my wife I need a home improvement loan…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Last week, I told my wife I need a home improvement loan…”
1:01
“I tell ya, with my wife, I never know what’s coming next...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, with my wife, I never know what’s coming next...”
0:59
“My whole family has been mixed up…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My whole family has been mixed up…”
0:57
“I hate small food, ya know.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I hate small food, ya know.”
0:29
“My old man, he didn’t help either…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My old man, he didn’t help either…”
0:58
May I check your game board?
Rodney Dangerfield
May I check your game board?
0:49
“A lot of pressure, a lot of pressure.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A lot of pressure, a lot of pressure.”
0:55
“I tell ya, my wife isn’t too smart. One night, she went out, some guy stole the car…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my wife isn’t too smart. One night, she went out, some guy stole the car…”
1:01
“When I thought I was sick, my doctor told me to take plenty of liquids, get a lot of rest…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“When I thought I was sick, my doctor told me to take plenty of liquids, get a lot of rest…”
0:52
So fresh.
Rodney Dangerfield
So fresh.
0:31
“You got to take care of your health. I’ll tell you what I do...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“You got to take care of your health. I’ll tell you what I do...”
0:41
Rodney Dangerfield literally knocks ’em dead (Animation by Chris Guy)
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield literally knocks ’em dead (Animation by Chris Guy)
0:48
“I got a crazy doctor. He told me to keep smoking if I want to stop chewing gum.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I got a crazy doctor. He told me to keep smoking if I want to stop chewing gum.”
0:48
Uh oh... people.
Rodney Dangerfield
Uh oh... people.
0:04
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Gambling Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Gambling Jokes
0:59
Back to School in 60 Seconds
Rodney Dangerfield
Back to School in 60 Seconds
0:59
“Ya know, I love dogs…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Ya know, I love dogs…”
1:01
Rover Dangerfield x Family Guy
Rodney Dangerfield
Rover Dangerfield x Family Guy
0:26
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Kids
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Kids
0:58
“I’m great. I’m wonderful. Everybody likes me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I’m great. I’m wonderful. Everybody likes me.”
0:15
Back to School in the style of Wes Anderson.
Rodney Dangerfield
Back to School in the style of Wes Anderson.
0:33
“I tried something new last week... group sex. Now I have a new problem. I don’t know who to thank.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tried something new last week... group sex. Now I have a new problem. I don’t know who to thank.”
0:54
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Weight
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Weight
0:57
“I tell ya, in my building there’s nothing but robberies...”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, in my building there’s nothing but robberies...”
0:33
What a crowd, what a crowd!
Rodney Dangerfield
What a crowd, what a crowd!
0:55
“Rodney, I’m flying!”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Rodney, I’m flying!”
0:29
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Old Age Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Old Age Jokes
0:56
The Caddyshack Shuffle
Rodney Dangerfield
The Caddyshack Shuffle
0:49
Rodney and his toughest crowd yet | Animation by Chris Guy
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney and his toughest crowd yet | Animation by Chris Guy
0:31
“I know I’m getting old. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I know I’m getting old. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.”
0:57
Absolutely no good.
Rodney Dangerfield
Absolutely no good.
0:09
“You know the trouble with me? I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“You know the trouble with me? I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good.”
0:09
“Last week my fan club broke up. The guy died.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Last week my fan club broke up. The guy died.”
0:58
Get it, get it.
Rodney Dangerfield
Get it, get it.
0:17
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Dog Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Dog Jokes
0:59
Rodney Dangerfield’s Band Rehearsal Tape
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Band Rehearsal Tape
4:02
“My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
0:56
“Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!”
0:31
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Wife’s Cooking
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Jokes About His Wife’s Cooking
0:57
“Last week, my wife signed me up for a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Last week, my wife signed me up for a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.”
0:56
“Hey, you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Hey, you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
0:19
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Rough Neighborhood Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Rough Neighborhood Jokes
0:59
No respect, eye tell ya.
Rodney Dangerfield
No respect, eye tell ya.
0:09
“What’s really annoying with my wife, the way she serves the meal…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“What’s really annoying with my wife, the way she serves the meal…”
1:00
That’s just Rodney on vacation with his dog.
Rodney Dangerfield
That’s just Rodney on vacation with his dog.
0:10
“My wife’s a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife’s a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
0:59
“Hey, what’s a bath without Bubbles?”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Hey, what’s a bath without Bubbles?”
0:06
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Car Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Car Jokes
1:01
The Triple Lindy, weeeee!
Rodney Dangerfield
The Triple Lindy, weeeee!
0:09
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Wife Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Wife Jokes
0:57
Not today.
Rodney Dangerfield
Not today.
0:05
“I got no respect the day I was born…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I got no respect the day I was born…”
1:00
Fore!
Rodney Dangerfield
Fore!
0:08
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Ugly Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Ugly Jokes
1:01
“My whole life, I don’t get no respect.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My whole life, I don’t get no respect.”
0:09
Triple Lindy Shooting Stars
Rodney Dangerfield
Triple Lindy Shooting Stars
0:54
Rodney Dangerfield in Miller Lite’s 100th Commercial
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield in Miller Lite’s 100th Commercial
1:21
“After a while, you don’t know who to believe anymore…”
Rodney Dangerfield
“After a while, you don’t know who to believe anymore…”
1:01
Rappin’ and Posin’
Rodney Dangerfield
Rappin’ and Posin’
0:10